Everyone's favorite Puritan** bids you enjoy your nourishing repast and good fellowship (without ever losing sight of the fact that feasting, like all fleshly pleasures, is vain and fleeting, and that your sinful bodies are destined to fatten the worms even as the turkey does your mortal frames).
*Yeah, I know there's a distinction between Puritans and Pilgrims, but there's that hat...
** A pretty short list, as it turns out:
1. Solomon Kane
2. John Milton